Comments from MIT's Course Evaluation Guide, Fall, 1991
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> >"Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."
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> >"He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high."
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> >"In class, the syllabus is more important than you are."
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> >"Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!"
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> >"Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor."
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> >"The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."
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> >"His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame"
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> >"Textbook is confusing...someone with a knowledge of English should
> >proofread it."
> >
> >"Have you ever fallen asleep in class and awoke in another? That's
> >the way I felt all term."
> >
> >"This class was a religious experience for me...I had to take it all
> >on faith."
> >
> >"The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant.
> >Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him."
> >
> >"Problems sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam
> >material."
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> >"Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot
> >who I was, where I was, and what I was doing--It's a great stress
> >reliever."
> >
> >"He is one of the best teachers I have had...He is well-organized,
> >presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject. I hope
> >my comments don't hurt his chances of getting tenure."
> >
> >"I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels.
> >They've got a cool nest in the tree."
> >
> >"The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon."
> >
> >"TA steadily improved throughout the course...I think he started
> >drinking and it really loosened him up."
> >
> >"Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose--spraying in
> >all directions--no way to stop it."
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> >"I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led
> >Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets"
> >
> >"What's the quality of the text? 'Text is printed on high quality
> >paper.'
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> >"The course was very thorough. What wasn't covered in class
> >was covered on the final exam."
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